25Apr07 · 3:32 PM · Here’s are 5 things I hope Borat does on American Idol:
5. Re-enact the wrestling scene from the Borat movie with Ryan Seacrest.
4. Walk up to LaKisha and ask, “How much?”
3. Burst into a spontaneous version of “Throw the Jew Down the Well.”
2. Show porno pictures of his sister to Paula Abdul.
1. Walk on stage in his neon green speedo and shake his business in Randy Jackson’s face.